OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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