I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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