It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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