so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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