Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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