its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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