I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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