I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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