he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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