Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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