12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize