My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
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Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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