Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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