i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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