do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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