Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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