Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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