Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
i out mim tonsoeep
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