yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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