party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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