Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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