I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He did a backflip because drugs
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