my vag is so smooth its legendary
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
We are two peas in an std pod
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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