I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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