Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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