why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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