no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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