is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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