took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
