but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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