Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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