hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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