Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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