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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Whoa Z and x make the same sound

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(209): View more from California

Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up

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(214): View more from Texas

A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.

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(214): View more from Texas

Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?

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(816): View more from Missouri

I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back

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(858): View more from California

I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.

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