We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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