I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.