Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.