Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms