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  I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.

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• (858): View more from California

  I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking

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• (585): View more from New York

  If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.

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• (845): View more from New York

  if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing

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• (518): View more from New York

  Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.

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  That's not what Jesus is for

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.

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