i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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