Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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