The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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