Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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