She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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