That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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