I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I deserve this hangover.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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