oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My life is pants optional.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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