1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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