Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so let's talk penis.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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