I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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