you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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