U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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