Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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