WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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