It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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