Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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