Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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