I think I just saw someone hide a body.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We are all done wearing pants today
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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